Anyone else would keep this to themselves
I didn’t practice loafing around all these years to start “exercising” now.
There was this time…(pt. 11)
The second time was me shooting cookie pieces out of my mouth trying to apologize for the Snickers incident.
There was this time…(pt. 10)
Danzig saves the Internet.
The Only Lesson
It’s like getting 3 free months of e-tickets to Disneyland but the only ride open is that rickety no-name roller coaster they built before liability suits were a thing.
Truly
Wondering at our luck in our escape, pride in each other’s soaring, we see that wherever it is we land, it’s surprisingly sunny there.
There was this time…(pt. 9)
There was this time, pt 9
Loggins and Messina redemption.
There was this time…(pt. 8)
John Cleese thinks I’m the best Longs Drugs employee ever.
Kind of Miss the Fondling
Missing the urge to fondle me doesn’t mean that I can’t hear the fondling.
There was this time…(pt. 7)
When I first started working there, there was a full-blown riot right out front of the registration office.
Defend Your Sacred
Finding those things about yourself, pinpointing what they are and staunchly holding them dear, can repel anyone who tries to change those things and therefore you.
