There was this time…(pt. 12)
I hadn’t even noticed how far he’d run off, as it was so quick, until I spotted some 20-year-old in a microscopic bikini holding my dog in her hands.
Are you a jerk looking to date?
One thing that woman can take is a whoopin’.
What could possibly go wrong?
I didn’t practice loafing around all these years to start “exercising” now.
There was this time…(pt. 11)
The second time was me shooting cookie pieces out of my mouth trying to apologize for the Snickers incident.
There was this time…(pt. 10)
Danzig saves the Internet.
The Only Lesson
It’s like getting 3 free months of e-tickets to Disneyland but the only ride open is that rickety no-name roller coaster they built before liability suits were a thing.
Truly
Wondering at our luck in our escape, pride in each other’s soaring, we see that wherever it is we land, it’s surprisingly sunny there.
There was this time…(pt. 9)
There was this time, pt 9
Loggins and Messina redemption.
There was this time…(pt. 8)
John Cleese thinks I’m the best Longs Drugs employee ever.
Kind of Miss the Fondling
Missing the urge to fondle me doesn’t mean that I can’t hear the fondling.
