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Mo

I write awkward tales. Mostly funny. Usually true. Often truthfully funny.

Apparently, I’m Dead

*Small update of no update. Still worth the read… “Apparently, according to the letter I received today from the Los Angeles County Public Guardian, I’m dead. It’s been such a sublime, peaceful, extremely bright day today that I’m starting to question it myself. Though, in Heaven, I wouldn’t be out […]

Damn Allergies

  It’s 2 am when I finally give up and move to the couch. I’m not going to sleep anymore.         I can’t breathe through my nose. My nose squeaks like a garbage bag full of inflated balloons trying to fight their way out. So I hang my mouth open […]

The Canyon of Lost Keys

I already knew what I was doing wasn’t a smart thing to do but sometimes “smart” gets superseded by “gotta get some”. I was going to his house to fool around with my ex that night and, not surprisingly, it got weird. Not in the way that you may think. […]

Doctor’s Office Fashions

I’m in the doctor’s office, waiting as patiently as, well, a patient, looking at all the medically things in the cabinets. Just checking stuff out, opening drawers, stealing pens and giant Q-tips, misbalancing the scale, when I finally assess the paper drapes the nurse said I had to wear after […]

Whitestone Research

I went to our accountant, Travis’s office, to drop off stuff, which is my daily or every other daily. Their office shares the same reception area with another. It’s called Whitestone Research. I have no idea what that means but for the last year and 8 months, it has been […]

Fish

There are these fish that swim around on my computer’s desktop all day. If you click on the box, it feeds them. Just a couple clicks and they chase the little yellow dots of “food” and eat them. Well, now every time I open my browser, I have to feed […]