Are you a jerk looking to date?
One thing that woman can take is a whoopin’.
Truly
Wondering at our luck in our escape, pride in each other’s soaring, we see that wherever it is we land, it’s surprisingly sunny there.
Asshole-Attitude Pervasiveness
Why is being a woman so damn funny?
I’m Not a Bigger Person
Have you ever sat up nights dreaming of someone’s demise? Have you ever focused so hard on someone getting their just desserts only to be disappointed by their head not exploding? Have you ever envisioned that someone running so hard, running hard but slower than you, from a bear? Or […]
And Throw In Something Witchy
One of my favorite quotes of all time is one by Charles Manson. “Do what you do, do it well…and throw in something witchy.” Now, before you get outraged, surprised reader, there’s a reason it’s my favorite and not what you’re probably assuming. I don’t like it because it’s creepy-scary […]
Apparently, I’m Dead–updated.
“Apparently, according to the letter I received today from the Los Angeles County Public Guardian, I’m dead. It’s been such a sublime, peaceful, extremely bright day today that I’m starting to question it myself. Though, in Heaven, I wouldn’t be out of smokes. I’ll let you know if I resurrect anytime soon in the eyes of the State of California.”
Apparently, I’m Dead
*Small update of no update. Still worth the read… “Apparently, according to the letter I received today from the Los Angeles County Public Guardian, I’m dead. It’s been such a sublime, peaceful, extremely bright day today that I’m starting to question it myself. Though, in Heaven, I wouldn’t be out […]
Death Isn’t Private and a Promise for a Long Lost Friend
If there ever comes a time where I’m told it’s the end for me, here’s my plan: I’m throwing a huge party and everyone’s invited. Afterwards, while we spike my IV with Diet Coke and vodka, we’re playing the original Trivial Pursuit I’ve memorized by now and Pictionary (I get […]
The No Toast Zone 