Are you a jerk looking to date?
One thing that woman can take is a whoopin’.
The Only Lesson
It’s like getting 3 free months of e-tickets to Disneyland but the only ride open is that rickety no-name roller coaster they built before liability suits were a thing.
Truly
Wondering at our luck in our escape, pride in each other’s soaring, we see that wherever it is we land, it’s surprisingly sunny there.
Kind of Miss the Fondling
Missing the urge to fondle me doesn’t mean that I can’t hear the fondling.
Defend Your Sacred
Finding those things about yourself, pinpointing what they are and staunchly holding them dear, can repel anyone who tries to change those things and therefore you.
Dismissed to Compete with a Gecko
I’m sorry to everyone who felt disrespected, insulted, ridiculed, and who clearly didn’t get the humor.
The No Toast Zone 