The No Toast Zone
Not as bland as toast, but just as spicy
Category: There was this time…
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The gate guard said the car had “Neil Diamond” stenciled on the window. That was enough for me and I jumped on my ride and took off.
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What made this time unusual was that she left me there.
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The second time was me shooting cookie pieces out of my mouth trying to apologize for the Snickers incident.
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Danzig saves the Internet.
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When I first started working there, there was a full-blown riot right out front of the registration office.




