There was this time…(pt.6)

That doesn’t stop me from running up to him and cupping his butt with both hands. Hard.
That doesn’t stop me from running up to him and cupping his butt with both hands. Hard.
Oh and hey! if you come across a character that won’t keep her mouth shut…
He stood every time I did and listened to me like I mattered. He kissed my hand. I think. I don’t remember if that part is true but I’m going to keep it that way in my head.
Kath, as I like to call her now, make her stand out like, well, a supermodel.
like he just got out of a tumbling dryer
I came out of a restaurant in the Upper Village of Montecito after a long lunch and got into her car to go home
Sure, you TOTALLY have free will. Totally. Keep on thinking that, bro.
Servicing like I do. Barely.
I’m sorry to everyone who felt disrespected, insulted, ridiculed, and who clearly didn’t get the humor.
Why is being a woman so damn funny?