There was this time…(pt.6)
That doesn’t stop me from running up to him and cupping his butt with both hands. Hard.
There was this time…(pt. 5)
Oh and hey! if you come across a character that won’t keep her mouth shut…
There was this time…(pt. 4)
He stood every time I did and listened to me like I mattered. He kissed my hand. I think. I don’t remember if that part is true but I’m going to keep it that way in my head.
There was this time…(pt. 3)
Kath, as I like to call her now, make her stand out like, well, a supermodel.
There was this time…(pt. 2)
like he just got out of a tumbling dryer
There was this time…(pt. 1)
I came out of a restaurant in the Upper Village of Montecito after a long lunch and got into her car to go home
All Your Thoughts Are Belong to Us
Sure, you TOTALLY have free will. Totally. Keep on thinking that, bro.
“Service”
Servicing like I do. Barely.
Dismissed to Compete with a Gecko
I’m sorry to everyone who felt disrespected, insulted, ridiculed, and who clearly didn’t get the humor.
Asshole-Attitude Pervasiveness
Why is being a woman so damn funny?
