I'm sorry to everyone who felt disrespected, insulted, ridiculed, and who clearly didn't get the humor.
Have you ever sat up nights dreaming of someone's demise? Have you ever focused so hard on someone getting their just deserts only to be disappointed by their head not exploding? Have you ever envisioned someone running so hard, running hard but slower than you, from a bear? Or are you lame? Hm? Don't give... Continue Reading →
I know that's not a good way to say that but I'm keeping it. I happened to look over towards the sound of a freight truck sliding its back door shut and catch a glimpse of our new postal carrier. She's attractive, fit, peaceful, pleasant, and seems quite content with her duties. Being it such... Continue Reading →
A question: what is the karma:schadenfreude ratio? I can't seem to get an answer that satisfies. What I mean is, how much do I get to celebrate someone else's misfortunes before karma bites me in the ass? This is important to me because Karma is probably the only thing that keeps me in line. I... Continue Reading →
My “assholeness”, you may have figured out by now, concerned reader, comes from a darker place. But that's just me. Not everyone's outlooks are made up of cherries and groovy disco, you know.
One of my favorite quotes of all time is one by Charles Manson. "Do what you do, do it well…and throw in something witchy." Now, before you get outraged, surprised reader, there's a reason it's my favorite and not what you're probably assuming. I don't like it because it's creepy-scary and makes me all shivery--it... Continue Reading →