That doesn’t stop me from running up to him and cupping his butt with both hands. Hard.
Oh and hey! if you come across a character that won’t keep her mouth shut…
He stood every time I did and listened to me like I mattered. He kissed my hand. I think. I don’t remember if that part is true but I’m going to keep it that way in my head.
Kath, as I like to call her now, make her stand out like, well, a supermodel.
like he just got out of a tumbling dryer
I came out of a restaurant in the Upper Village of Montecito after a long lunch and got into her car to go home
Sure, you TOTALLY have free will. Totally. Keep on thinking that, bro.
Servicing like I do. Barely.
I’m sorry to everyone who felt disrespected, insulted, ridiculed, and who clearly didn’t get the humor.
Why is being a woman so damn funny?