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I’m Not a Bigger Person

Have you ever sat up nights dreaming of someone’s demise? Have you ever focused so hard on someone getting their just desserts only to be disappointed by their head not exploding? Have you ever envisioned that someone running so hard, running hard but slower than you, from a bear? Or […]

A PSA for Our Public Servicers

I know that’s not a good way to say that but I’m keeping it.  I happened to look over towards the sound of a freight truck sliding its back door shut and catch a glimpse of our new postal carrier. She’s attractive, fit, peaceful, pleasant, and seems quite content with […]

The Ratio

A question: what is the karma:schadenfreude ratio? I can’t seem to get an answer that satisfies. What I mean is, how much do I get to celebrate someone else’s misfortunes before karma bites me in the ass? This is important to me because Karma is probably the only thing that […]

And Throw In Something Witchy

One of my favorite quotes of all time is one by Charles Manson. “Do what you do, do it well…and throw in something witchy.” Now, before you get outraged, surprised reader, there’s a reason it’s my favorite and not what you’re probably assuming. I don’t like it because it’s creepy-scary […]

The New Road

I pray my new road to success is a bullet train powered by thinly-veiled resentment and mocking sarcasm because, so far, paying tolls with subservience and break-room-birthday-party-small-talk has gotten me nowhere.

Basement Scrote

Did you know that it was actually possible to take the high road in social media? It’s true. It happens all the time. As the trolls are out trolling, being assholes, banking those negative karma points, it is possible to actually ignore them and move on. Ours has become a […]