Anyone else would keep this to themselves
I didn’t practice loafing around all these years to start “exercising” now.
There was this time…(pt. 3)
Kath, as I like to call her now, make her stand out like, well, a supermodel.
This May Mean the End of Laundry Days
I pulled out the laundry soap drawer thingy to the washing machine but ripped it out instead and across the entire laundromat, hitting a walll and smashing into pieces.
The Car Wash: A true horror story
Awkwardist of tales that begat an Internet phenomenon.
