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  • Do Faeries Accept Tips?

    How does one show appreciation to guardian angels anyway?

    Mo
    December 16, 2025

  • What could possibly go wrong?

    I didn’t practice loafing around all these years to start “exercising” now.

    Mo
    April 20, 2021

  • There was this time…(pt. 3)

    Kath, as I like to call her now, make her stand out like, well, a supermodel.

    Mo
    October 11, 2019

  • This May Mean the End of Laundry Days

    I pulled out the laundry soap drawer thingy to the washing machine but ripped it out instead and across the entire laundromat, hitting a walll and smashing into pieces.

    Mo
    August 1, 2015

  • The Car Wash: A true horror story

    Awkwardist of tales that begat an Internet phenomenon.

    Mo
    February 25, 2012

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