The No Toast Zone

  • Apparently, I’m Dead–updated.

    “Apparently, according to the letter I received today from the Los Angeles County Public Guardian, I’m dead. It’s been such a sublime, peaceful, extremely bright day today that I’m starting to question it myself. Though, in Heaven, I wouldn’t be out of smokes. I’ll let you know if I resurrect anytime soon in the eyes…

    Mo

  • Apparently, I’m Dead

    So many dead me’s.

    Mo

  • Death Isn’t Private and a Promise for a Long Lost Friend

    If there ever comes a time where I’m told it’s the end for me, here’s my plan: I’m throwing a huge party and everyone’s invited. Afterwards, while we spike my IV with Diet Coke and vodka, we’re playing the original Trivial Pursuit I’ve memorized by now and Pictionary (I get to win even if I…

    Mo