The No Toast Zone

  • There was this time…(pt.13)

    Giggling at our stealth and trying to find ways to shove martinis and steaming hot mushrooms into my purse…

    Mo

  • Why This Is Eve’s Fault

    Because Eve was too selfish to think of the consequences of her actions, just chewing on any old dangling fruit, I’m stuck on the couch chain-smoking and eating ice cream at 8am.

    Mo

  • The Car Wash: A true horror story

    Awkwardist of tales that begat an Internet phenomenon.

    Mo