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Why This Is Eve’s Fault

Because Eve was too selfish to think of the consequences of her actions, just chewing on any old dangling fruit, I’m stuck on the couch chain-smoking and eating ice cream at 8am.

Spam is mocking me

It wasn’t spam until this latest email. But, now it is, the bastard. I think the son-of-a-bitch is mocking me. I’m not sure who TUT is but I think I must have dated him. Look, buddy, high school was a long time ago, okay? And I’m sorry about making fun […]