There was this time…(pt.6)
That doesn’t stop me from running up to him and cupping his butt with both hands. Hard.
There was this time…(pt. 5)
Oh and hey! if you come across a character that won’t keep her mouth shut…
There was this time…(pt. 1)
I came out of a restaurant in the Upper Village of Montecito after a long lunch and got into her car to go home
The No Toast Zone 