Hell, I’d settle for someone in Ventura knowing I was still alive at this point.
Giggling at our stealth and trying to find ways to shove martinis and steaming hot mushrooms into my purse…
I hadn’t even noticed how far he’d run off, as it was so quick, until I spotted some 20-year-old in a microscopic bikini holding my dog in her hands.
There was this time, pt 9
Loggins and Messina redemption.
John Cleese thinks I’m the best Longs Drugs employee ever.
That doesn’t stop me from running up to him and cupping his butt with both hands. Hard.
Kath, as I like to call her now, make her stand out like, well, a supermodel.
like he just got out of a tumbling dryer
I came out of a restaurant in the Upper Village of Montecito after a long lunch and got into her car to go home