There was this time…(pt. 14)
Hell, I’d settle for someone in Ventura knowing I was still alive at this point.
There was this time…(pt.13)
Giggling at our stealth and trying to find ways to shove martinis and steaming hot mushrooms into my purse…
There was this time…(pt. 12)
I hadn’t even noticed how far he’d run off, as it was so quick, until I spotted some 20-year-old in a microscopic bikini holding my dog in her hands.
There was this time…(pt. 9)
There was this time, pt 9
Loggins and Messina redemption.
There was this time…(pt. 8)
John Cleese thinks I’m the best Longs Drugs employee ever.
There was this time…(pt.6)
That doesn’t stop me from running up to him and cupping his butt with both hands. Hard.
There was this time…(pt. 3)
Kath, as I like to call her now, make her stand out like, well, a supermodel.
There was this time…(pt. 2)
like he just got out of a tumbling dryer
There was this time…(pt. 1)
I came out of a restaurant in the Upper Village of Montecito after a long lunch and got into her car to go home
