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- Do you hate your mother?
- Do you love your mother too much?
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- Do you love all women often?
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Meet Molly. Our newest and only star at holyshitnotagain.com.
And there’s something about her that just makes you want to smack that smug smile off her face. Cheat on her, smack her around, lie to her face, and she’ll keep coming back for more. No one knows resilience like this little filly. She’ll give you presents, make you delicious meals, cater to your every need without you ever doing anything but treat her like shit.
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Don’t worry, she’ll believe your lies. And, she’ll stick around long after you think you’ve exhausted all forms of degradation. One thing that Molly has, it’s resilience. She’s in it for the long haul, regardless of how temporary you’ve decided it would be without telling her.
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You can be the next asshole to swoop up this charming piece of whipping post if you act fast.
Be careful, though. She has had some good men in her life and there’s a chance she’ll remember that fact before too long.
Behold the competition:
Applications accepted now! Don’t wait. Time’s running out. Offer ends when she finally pulls her head out of her ass.