Sharing the constant awkward in my life for your entertainment
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Travels with Google or Directions Gone Terribly Wrong.
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Do Faeries Accept Tips?
How does one show appreciation to guardian angels anyway?
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LILY
The best puppy in the most mediocre video.
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Barbarians for Humanity
The following was written by me during a particularly awesome rage-fest followed by, what I’m sure was, full-body sobbing. And yet, I’m still hilarious.
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There was this time…(pt. 16)
The gate guard said the car had “Neil Diamond” stenciled on the window. That was enough for me and I jumped on my ride and…
● About Me
I’m a writer of tales. Mostly awkward. Mostly true. Mostly funny. Mostly about me because I’m walking between banana peels and am not very graceful, for the most part.
The No Toast Zone 