Tales of landing butter-side down.

The following stories are about the awkward in my life. Hopefully, you’ll enjoy them. If not, I’ll come to your house and tell you how wrong you are until you agree.

Please feel free to comment. I’ll feel free to ignore them. Or I’ll curl up in the fetal position and cry and cry and cry. But go ahead, I’m sure it’s “constructive” criticism anyway. -sigh-

Thanks. Keep being you, reading me, writing about you. Cheers.

Molly @ theNTZ

There was this time…(pt. 15)

What made this time unusual was that she left me there.

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by Mo August 4, 2021August 5, 2021

There was this time…(pt. 14)

Hell, I’d settle for someone in Ventura knowing I was still alive at this point. 

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by Mo July 31, 2021August 3, 2021

There was this time…(pt.13)

Giggling at our stealth and trying to find ways to shove martinis and steaming hot mushrooms into my purse…

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by Mo July 5, 2021August 3, 2021

There was this time…(pt. 12)

I hadn’t even noticed how far he’d run off, as it was so quick, until I spotted some 20-year-old in a microscopic bikini holding my dog in her hands.

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by Mo May 26, 2021June 18, 2021

Are you a jerk looking to date?

One thing that woman can take is a whoopin’.

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by Mo May 16, 2021August 16, 2021

What could possibly go wrong?

I didn’t practice loafing around all these years to start “exercising” now.

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by Mo April 20, 2021April 26, 2021

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