There was this time…(pt. 11)

The second time was me shooting cookie pieces out of my mouth trying to apologize for the Snickers incident.
The second time was me shooting cookie pieces out of my mouth trying to apologize for the Snickers incident.
Danzig saves the Internet.
It’s like getting 3 free months of e-tickets to Disneyland but the only ride open is that rickety no-name roller coaster they built before liability suits were a thing.
It would happen no matter how hard I tried. Looking back, the sudden randomness was only his whim; and often a way to get me out of the house so he could groom the newest girly supply of the month.
Wondering at our luck in our escape, pride in each other’s soaring, we see that wherever it is we land, it’s surprisingly sunny there.
There was this time, pt 9
Loggins and Messina redemption.
John Cleese thinks I’m the best Longs Drugs employee ever.
Missing the urge to fondle me doesn’t mean that I can’t hear the fondling.
When I first started working there, there was a full-blown riot right out front of the registration office.
Finding those things about yourself, pinpointing what they are and staunchly holding them dear, can repel anyone who tries to change those things and therefore you.