The No Toast Zone
Not as bland as toast, but just as spicy
Category: Humor
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How does one show appreciation to guardian angels anyway?
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The gate guard said the car had “Neil Diamond” stenciled on the window. That was enough for me and I jumped on my ride and took off.
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What made this time unusual was that she left me there.
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Hell, I’d settle for someone in Ventura knowing I was still alive at this point.
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Giggling at our stealth and trying to find ways to shove martinis and steaming hot mushrooms into my purse…
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I hadn’t even noticed how far he’d run off, as it was so quick, until I spotted some 20-year-old in a microscopic bikini holding my dog in her hands.
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One thing that woman can take is a whoopin’.
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I didn’t practice loafing around all these years to start “exercising” now.
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The second time was me shooting cookie pieces out of my mouth trying to apologize for the Snickers incident.
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Danzig saves the Internet.
The No Toast Zone 