There was this time…(pt. 5)
Oh and hey! if you come across a character that won’t keep her mouth shut…
There was this time…(pt. 4)
He stood every time I did and listened to me like I mattered. He kissed my hand. I think. I don’t remember if that part is true but I’m going to keep it that way in my head.
There was this time…(pt. 3)
Kath, as I like to call her now, make her stand out like, well, a supermodel.
There was this time…(pt. 2)
like he just got out of a tumbling dryer
There was this time…(pt. 1)
I came out of a restaurant in the Upper Village of Montecito after a long lunch and got into her car to go home
All Your Thoughts Are Belong to Us
Sure, you TOTALLY have free will. Totally. Keep on thinking that, bro.
“Service”
Servicing like I do. Barely.
I’m Not a Bigger Person
Have you ever sat up nights dreaming of someone’s demise? Have you ever focused so hard on someone getting their just desserts only to be disappointed by their head not exploding? Have you ever envisioned that someone running so hard, running hard but slower than you, from a bear? Or […]
A PSA for Our Public Servicers
I know that’s not a good way to say that but I’m keeping it. I happened to look over towards the sound of a freight truck sliding its back door shut and catch a glimpse of our new postal carrier. She’s attractive, fit, peaceful, pleasant, and seems quite content with […]
The Ratio
A question: what is the karma:schadenfreude ratio? I can’t seem to get an answer that satisfies. What I mean is, how much do I get to celebrate someone else’s misfortunes before karma bites me in the ass? This is important to me because Karma is probably the only thing that […]
