Oh and hey! if you come across a character that won’t keep her mouth shut…
He stood every time I did and listened to me like I mattered. He kissed my hand. I think. I don’t remember if that part is true but I’m going to keep it that way in my head.
Kath, as I like to call her now, make her stand out like, well, a supermodel.
like he just got out of a tumbling dryer
I came out of a restaurant in the Upper Village of Montecito after a long lunch and got into her car to go home
Sure, you TOTALLY have free will. Totally. Keep on thinking that, bro.
Servicing like I do. Barely.
Have you ever sat up nights dreaming of someone’s demise? Have you ever focused so hard on someone getting their just desserts only to be disappointed by their head not exploding? Have you ever envisioned that someone running so hard, running hard but slower than you, from a bear? Or […]
I know that’s not a good way to say that but I’m keeping it. I happened to look over towards the sound of a freight truck sliding its back door shut and catch a glimpse of our new postal carrier. She’s attractive, fit, peaceful, pleasant, and seems quite content with […]
A question: what is the karma:schadenfreude ratio? I can’t seem to get an answer that satisfies. What I mean is, how much do I get to celebrate someone else’s misfortunes before karma bites me in the ass? This is important to me because Karma is probably the only thing that […]