There was this time…(pt. 15)
What made this time unusual was that she left me there.
There was this time…(pt. 14)
Hell, I’d settle for someone in Ventura knowing I was still alive at this point.
There was this time…(pt.13)
Giggling at our stealth and trying to find ways to shove martinis and steaming hot mushrooms into my purse…
There was this time…(pt. 12)
I hadn’t even noticed how far he’d run off, as it was so quick, until I spotted some 20-year-old in a microscopic bikini holding my dog in her hands.
Are you a jerk looking to date?
One thing that woman can take is a whoopin’.
What could possibly go wrong?
I didn’t practice loafing around all these years to start “exercising” now.
There was this time…(pt. 11)
The second time was me shooting cookie pieces out of my mouth trying to apologize for the Snickers incident.
There was this time…(pt. 10)
Danzig saves the Internet.
There was this time…(pt. 9)
There was this time, pt 9
Loggins and Messina redemption.
There was this time…(pt. 8)
John Cleese thinks I’m the best Longs Drugs employee ever.
