Anyone else would keep this to themselves
I didn’t practice loafing around all these years to start “exercising” now.
There was this time…(pt. 11)
The second time was me shooting cookie pieces out of my mouth trying to apologize for the Snickers incident.
There was this time…(pt. 10)
Danzig saves the Internet.
There was this time…(pt. 9)
There was this time, pt 9
Loggins and Messina redemption.
There was this time…(pt. 8)
John Cleese thinks I’m the best Longs Drugs employee ever.
Kind of Miss the Fondling
Missing the urge to fondle me doesn’t mean that I can’t hear the fondling.
There was this time…(pt. 7)
When I first started working there, there was a full-blown riot right out front of the registration office.
There was this time…(pt.6)
That doesn’t stop me from running up to him and cupping his butt with both hands. Hard.
There was this time…(pt. 5)
Oh and hey! if you come across a character that won’t keep her mouth shut…
There was this time…(pt. 4)
He stood every time I did and listened to me like I mattered. He kissed my hand. I think. I don’t remember if that part is true but I’m going to keep it that way in my head.
