It’s that time of year in San Diego, kids! Fire season is here! Time to pack a bag, gallons of water, and canned goods. Time to start making that list, checking it twice and listing your friends’ houses in order of naughty, nice, location, generosity, cleanliness and stocked liquor cabinets. Time to plan, time to forget those plans, time to panic a little and then panic a lot. The rest of the country claims that we Southern Californians miss out on the changing of the seasons but au contraire. We do have four seasons; fire, landslide, earthquake and drought. We may not see the leaves change colors but does your “Autumn” make you prioritize your loved ones? Didn’t think so. Pussies.
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