The No Toast Zone

  • Barbarians for Humanity

    The following was written by me during a particularly awesome rage-fest followed by, what I’m sure was, full-body sobbing. And yet, I’m still hilarious.

    Mo

  • Truly

    Wondering at our luck in our escape, pride in each other’s soaring, we see that wherever it is we land, it’s surprisingly sunny there.

    Mo

  • Defend Your Sacred

    Finding those things about yourself, pinpointing what they are and staunchly holding them dear, can repel anyone who tries to change those things and therefore you.

    Mo

  • All Your Thoughts Are Belong to Us

    Sure, you TOTALLY have free will. Totally. Keep on thinking that, bro.

    Mo

  • Dismissed to Compete with a Gecko

    I’m sorry to everyone who felt disrespected, insulted, ridiculed, and who clearly didn’t get the humor.

    Mo

  • You Need Our Dark

    My “assholeness”, you may have figured out by now, concerned reader, comes from a darker place. But that’s just me. Not everyone’s outlooks are made up of cherries and groovy disco, you know.

    Mo

  • Add “Pigeon-hole” to My Murder?

    It happens. My little girly brain thinks about things; even stuff not relating to ducks. But, as you know, thinking is tough for the penis-less. We’re just silly girls made for pairing and breeding; not thinking or obstinately expressing those thoughts. I mean, what else are we here for? Not much else, I can assure…

    Mo