Category: Rants

  • Barbarians for Humanity

    Barbarians for Humanity

    The following was written by me during a particularly awesome rage-fest followed by, what I’m sure was, full-body sobbing. And yet, I’m still hilarious.

  • Truly

    Truly

    Wondering at our luck in our escape, pride in each other’s soaring, we see that wherever it is we land, it’s surprisingly sunny there.

  • Defend Your Sacred

    Defend Your Sacred

    Finding those things about yourself, pinpointing what they are and staunchly holding them dear, can repel anyone who tries to change those things and therefore you.

  • All Your Thoughts Are Belong to Us

    All Your Thoughts Are Belong to Us

    Sure, you TOTALLY have free will. Totally. Keep on thinking that, bro.

  • Dismissed to Compete with a Gecko

    Dismissed to Compete with a Gecko

    I’m sorry to everyone who felt disrespected, insulted, ridiculed, and who clearly didn’t get the humor.

  • You Need Our Dark

    You Need Our Dark

    My “assholeness”, you may have figured out by now, concerned reader, comes from a darker place. But that’s just me. Not everyone’s outlooks are made up of cherries and groovy disco, you know.

  • Add “Pigeon-hole” to My Murder?

    Add “Pigeon-hole” to My Murder?

    It happens. My little girly brain thinks about things; even stuff not relating to ducks. But, as you know, thinking is tough for the penis-less. We’re just silly girls made for pairing and breeding; not thinking or obstinately expressing those thoughts. I mean, what else are we here for? Not much else, I can assure…