I hadn’t even noticed how far he’d run off, as it was so quick, until I spotted some 20-year-old in a microscopic bikini holding my dog in her hands.
The second time was me shooting cookie pieces out of my mouth trying to apologize for the Snickers incident.
Danzig saves the Internet.
There was this time, pt 9
Loggins and Messina redemption.
John Cleese thinks I’m the best Longs Drugs employee ever.
When I first started working there, there was a full-blown riot right out front of the registration office.
That doesn’t stop me from running up to him and cupping his butt with both hands. Hard.
Oh and hey! if you come across a character that won’t keep her mouth shut…
He stood every time I did and listened to me like I mattered. He kissed my hand. I think. I don’t remember if that part is true but I’m going to keep it that way in my head.
Kath, as I like to call her now, make her stand out like, well, a supermodel.