The No Toast Zone

  • LILY

    The best puppy in the most mediocre video.

    Mo

  • The Only Lesson

    It’s like getting 3 free months of e-tickets to Disneyland but the only ride open is that rickety no-name roller coaster they built before liability suits were a thing.

    Mo

  • Kind of Miss the Fondling

    Missing the urge to fondle me doesn’t mean that I can’t hear the fondling.

    Mo

  • Molotov Ink: One woman’s explosive tale

    It all began when I decided that being the smartest, funniest, always correct, most meticulous and insightful editor, most fascinating writer, and extremely creative book cover designer in the room wasn’t enough. I felt had to bless everyone by sharing my natural skills and talents so otherwise lacking in the world of commerce. And I’m…

    Mo

  • Death Isn’t Private and a Promise for a Long Lost Friend

    If there ever comes a time where I’m told it’s the end for me, here’s my plan: I’m throwing a huge party and everyone’s invited. Afterwards, while we spike my IV with Diet Coke and vodka, we’re playing the original Trivial Pursuit I’ve memorized by now and Pictionary (I get to win even if I…

    Mo