The No Toast Zone

  • Beautiful Day for a Bitchy Rant

    Here’s a little tip; something you may not know about me. A Pro-Mo tip, if you will. There’s no real reason why you should know this so don’t get all angsty for not knowing something, even though I’m totally appalled at your misstep. How can I count on you, faithful reader, to properly stalk me…

    Mo

  • Apparently, I’m Dead–updated.

    “Apparently, according to the letter I received today from the Los Angeles County Public Guardian, I’m dead. It’s been such a sublime, peaceful, extremely bright day today that I’m starting to question it myself. Though, in Heaven, I wouldn’t be out of smokes. I’ll let you know if I resurrect anytime soon in the eyes…

    Mo

  • Apparently, I’m Dead

    So many dead me’s.

    Mo