Sharing the constant awkward in my life for your entertainment
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Travels with Google or Directions Gone Terribly Wrong.
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Down wit’ it–teen tyme, yo!
So today, I was scrolling through a list of therapy groups in San Diego. For a friend. TOTALLLLLY for a friend. She really needs my…
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This May Mean the End of Laundry Days
I pulled out the laundry soap drawer thingy to the washing machine but ripped it out instead and across the entire laundromat, hitting a walll…
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I Need to Get Out More
What’s it called when you reach the point in life when you watch “Let the Sunshine In” -ending scene from Hair and think, “Berger had…
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Apparently, I’m Dead–updated.
“Apparently, according to the letter I received today from the Los Angeles County Public Guardian, I’m dead. It’s been such a sublime, peaceful, extremely bright…
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I’m a writer of tales. Mostly awkward. Mostly true. Mostly funny. Mostly about me because I’m walking between banana peels and am not very graceful, for the most part.
The No Toast Zone 