Sharing the constant awkward in my life for your entertainment
One blog post at a time.
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Travels with Google or Directions Gone Terribly Wrong.
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Hard to be a Hawk
I picture them with huge coke bottle glasses and pocket protectors and clipboards.
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Mobi’s CV
The other night, I carried my cat to bed instead of listening to the half hour of meowing when he suddenly notices I’m not in…
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Summer is Here!
It’s that time of year in San Diego, kids! Fire season is here! Time to pack a bag, gallons of water, and canned goods. Time…
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Apparently, I’m Dead
So many dead me’s.
● About Me
I’m a writer of tales. Mostly awkward. Mostly true. Mostly funny. Mostly about me because I’m walking between banana peels and am not very graceful, for the most part.
The No Toast Zone 