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Late Night, Wine and Debit Card, Oh My!
I can tell this story because it was long enough ago and I think we can all agree that curiosity, wine and a debit card…
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Death Isn’t Private and a Promise for a Long Lost Friend
If there ever comes a time where I’m told it’s the end for me, here’s my plan: I’m throwing a huge party and everyone’s invited.…
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Damn Allergies
It’s 2 am when I finally give up and move to the couch. I’m not going to sleep anymore. I can’t breathe through…
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The Canyon of Lost Keys
I already knew what I was doing wasn’t a smart thing to do but sometimes “smart” gets superseded by “gotta get some”. I was going…
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I’m a writer of tales. Mostly awkward. Mostly true. Mostly funny. Mostly about me because I’m walking between banana peels and am not very graceful, for the most part.
The No Toast Zone 