Sharing the constant awkward in my life for your entertainment
One blog post at a time.
● Featured Article
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Travels with Google or Directions Gone Terribly Wrong.
● Latest Articles
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Are you a jerk looking to date?
One thing that woman can take is a whoopin’.
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What could possibly go wrong?
I didn’t practice loafing around all these years to start “exercising” now.
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There was this time…(pt. 11)
The second time was me shooting cookie pieces out of my mouth trying to apologize for the Snickers incident.
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There was this time…(pt. 10)
Danzig saves the Internet.
● About Me
I’m a writer of tales. Mostly awkward. Mostly true. Mostly funny. Mostly about me because I’m walking between banana peels and am not very graceful, for the most part.
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