Sharing the constant awkward in my life for your entertainment
One blog post at a time.
● Featured Article
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Travels with Google or Directions Gone Terribly Wrong.
● Latest Articles
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The Only Lesson
It’s like getting 3 free months of e-tickets to Disneyland but the only ride open is that rickety no-name roller coaster they built before liability…
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Truly
Wondering at our luck in our escape, pride in each other’s soaring, we see that wherever it is we land, it’s surprisingly sunny there.
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There was this time…(pt. 9)
There was this time, pt 9 Loggins and Messina redemption.
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There was this time…(pt. 8)
John Cleese thinks I’m the best Longs Drugs employee ever.
● About Me
I’m a writer of tales. Mostly awkward. Mostly true. Mostly funny. Mostly about me because I’m walking between banana peels and am not very graceful, for the most part.
The No Toast Zone 