Sharing the constant awkward in my life for your entertainment
One blog post at a time.
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Travels with Google or Directions Gone Terribly Wrong.
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Kind of Miss the Fondling
Missing the urge to fondle me doesn’t mean that I can’t hear the fondling.
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There was this time…(pt. 7)
When I first started working there, there was a full-blown riot right out front of the registration office.
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Defend Your Sacred
Finding those things about yourself, pinpointing what they are and staunchly holding them dear, can repel anyone who tries to change those things and therefore…
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There was this time…(pt.6)
That doesn’t stop me from running up to him and cupping his butt with both hands. Hard.
● About Me
I’m a writer of tales. Mostly awkward. Mostly true. Mostly funny. Mostly about me because I’m walking between banana peels and am not very graceful, for the most part.
The No Toast Zone 