The No Toast Zone
Not as bland as toast, but just as spicy
Category: Humor
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I can tell this story because it was long enough ago and I think we can all agree that curiosity, wine and a debit card make for dubious decisions. Besides, you were all thinking about it at the time, I’m just the sucker who did it. It was a simpler time, circa 1999, I was…
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It’s 2 am when I finally give up and move to the couch. I’m not going to sleep anymore. I can’t breathe through my nose. My nose squeaks like a garbage bag full of inflated balloons trying to fight their way out. So I hang my mouth open just inviting flies or a…
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I already knew what I was doing wasn’t a smart thing to do but sometimes “smart” gets superseded by “gotta get some”. I was going to his house to fool around with my ex that night and, not surprisingly, it got weird. Not in the way that you may think. This site isn’t full of…
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Jungle cats watching me pee is definitely a story that should be included in “There was this time…”
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I’m in the doctor’s office, waiting as patiently as, well, a patient, looking at all the medically things in the cabinets. Just checking stuff out, opening drawers, stealing pens and giant Q-tips, misbalancing the scale, when I finally assess the paper drapes the nurse said I had to wear after I nakify myself. …
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I went to our accountant, Travis’s office, to drop off stuff, which is my daily or every other daily. Their office shares the same reception area with another. It’s called Whitestone Research. I have no idea what that means but for the last year and 8 months, it has been killing my cat with curiosity.…
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There are these fish that swim around on my computer’s desktop all day. If you click on the box, it feeds them. Just a couple clicks and they chase the little yellow dots of “food” and eat them. Well, now every time I open my browser, I have to feed them. I have to or…
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Awkwardist of tales that begat an Internet phenomenon.
The No Toast Zone 