The No Toast Zone
Not as bland as toast, but just as spicy
Category: There was this time…
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That doesn’t stop me from running up to him and cupping his butt with both hands. Hard.
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Oh and hey! if you come across a character that won’t keep her mouth shut…
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He stood every time I did and listened to me like I mattered. He kissed my hand. I think. I don’t remember if that part is true but I’m going to keep it that way in my head.
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Kath, as I like to call her now, make her stand out like, well, a supermodel.
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like he just got out of a tumbling dryer
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I came out of a restaurant in the Upper Village of Montecito after a long lunch and got into her car to go home
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Jungle cats watching me pee is definitely a story that should be included in “There was this time…”
The No Toast Zone 