The No Toast Zone

  • Barbarians for Humanity

    The following was written by me during a particularly awesome rage-fest followed by, what I’m sure was, full-body sobbing. And yet, I’m still hilarious.

    Mo

  • Asshole-Attitude Pervasiveness

    Why is being a woman so damn funny?

    Mo

  • Reflections on the Moon

    Of course, it just could be my mood. It could be the “reflective” part of my PMS swing. The part that is deep, contemplative, meaningful…right before the terror begins.

    Mo

  • Why This Is Eve’s Fault

    Because Eve was too selfish to think of the consequences of her actions, just chewing on any old dangling fruit, I’m stuck on the couch chain-smoking and eating ice cream at 8am.

    Mo