Asshole-Attitude Pervasiveness

Why is being a woman so damn funny?
Why is being a woman so damn funny?
Of course, it just could be my mood.
It could be the “reflective” part of my PMS swing. The part that is deep, contemplative, meaningful…right before the terror begins.
Because Eve was too selfish to think of the consequences of her actions, just chewing on any old dangling fruit, I’m stuck on the couch chain-smoking and eating ice cream at 8am.