The No Toast Zone

Sharing the constant awkward in my life for your entertainment

One blog post at a time.

● Featured Article

Travels with Google: Directions Gone Wrong

Travels with Google or Directions Gone Terribly Wrong.
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● Latest Articles

October 11, 2019

There was this time…(pt. 1)

I came out of a restaurant in the Upper Village of Montecito after a long lunch and got into her car to go home
August 21, 2019

All Your Thoughts Are Belong to Us

Sure, you TOTALLY have free will. Totally. Keep on thinking that, bro.
August 16, 2019

“Service”

Servicing like I do. Barely.
July 25, 2019

Dismissed to Compete with a Gecko

I’m sorry to everyone who felt disrespected, insulted, ridiculed, and who clearly didn’t get the humor.

● About Me

I’m a writer of tales. Mostly awkward. Mostly true. Mostly funny. Mostly about me because I’m walking between banana peels and am not very graceful, for the most part.