Sharing the constant awkward in my life for your entertainment
One blog post at a time.
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Travels with Google or Directions Gone Terribly Wrong.
● Latest Articles
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Asshole-Attitude Pervasiveness
Why is being a woman so damn funny?
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A PSA for Our Public Servicers
I know that’s not a good way to say that but I’m keeping it. I happened to look over towards the sound of a freight…
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You Need Our Dark
My “assholeness”, you may have figured out by now, concerned reader, comes from a darker place. But that’s just me. Not everyone’s outlooks are made…
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Born Without Fucks to Give
My hero: Calamity Jane
● About Me
I’m a writer of tales. Mostly awkward. Mostly true. Mostly funny. Mostly about me because I’m walking between banana peels and am not very graceful, for the most part.
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