Sharing the constant awkward in my life for your entertainment
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And Throw In Something Witchy
One of my favorite quotes of all time is one by Charles Manson. “Do what you do, do it well…and throw in something witchy.” Now,…
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The New Road
I pray my new road to success is a bullet train powered by thinly-veiled resentment and mocking sarcasm because, so far, paying tolls with subservience…
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Planning for the Sort-of-Inevitable
I’m not saying it will happen, at least not any time soon. I’m pretty sure I’m going to be around to annoy everyone for way,…
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I’m a writer of tales. Mostly awkward. Mostly true. Mostly funny. Mostly about me because I’m walking between banana peels and am not very graceful, for the most part.
The No Toast Zone 