Sharing the constant awkward in my life for your entertainment
One blog post at a time.
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Travels with Google or Directions Gone Terribly Wrong.
● Latest Articles
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Basement Scrote
Did you know that it was actually possible to take the high road in social media? It’s true. It happens all the time. As the…
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Add “Pigeon-hole” to My Murder?
It happens. My little girly brain thinks about things; even stuff not relating to ducks. But, as you know, thinking is tough for the penis-less.…
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Beautiful Day for a Bitchy Rant
Here’s a little tip; something you may not know about me. A Pro-Mo tip, if you will. There’s no real reason why you should know…
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A No Toast Zone-type Day in the Park
Get your hands out of your lap, Maintenance Guy. There’s an axe with your name on it.
● About Me
I’m a writer of tales. Mostly awkward. Mostly true. Mostly funny. Mostly about me because I’m walking between banana peels and am not very graceful, for the most part.
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