The No Toast Zone
Not as bland as toast, but just as spicy
Category: Humor
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Get your hands out of your lap, Maintenance Guy. There’s an axe with your name on it.
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Of course, it just could be my mood. It could be the “reflective” part of my PMS swing. The part that is deep, contemplative, meaningful…right before the terror begins.
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Bow to the master. I’ve already and always considered my sweet S.O. as someone possessing extreme patience but I hadn’t really considered how patient until he had to see me every single second of every day. Granted, just moving, in and of itself, is enough to throw someone over the edge but moving in…
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A rant about everyone stupid enough to piss me off. Which apparently are “humans that breathe.”
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Banana peels…they’re everywhere!!
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How to answer Google’s interview questions, by an expert (who has never done it.)
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Despite what the “melancholy”, “artistic”, and “deep” aura this photo is trying to convey, these girls walking on the “train tracks” at “dusk” says quite a bit more than what’s on the page….something like… that I typed in “friends” on a royalty-free pic site and got this. Hence all the quotation marks. I’m not buying…
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Please check out what I do when I’m not whining. Molotov Ink | Word Exploder!
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Here’s something I rarely do…rant. Just kidding. Anyway, I was talking to, seeking advice from actually, a good friend of mine about her success in her relationship. She then sought advice from me about Depression/Anxiety/whatnot. Especially, what to do about thoughts that just won’t go away. Ruminating, Obsessing, Freaking out, Mo’s normal Tuesday, whatever you…
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Because Eve was too selfish to think of the consequences of her actions, just chewing on any old dangling fruit, I’m stuck on the couch chain-smoking and eating ice cream at 8am.
The No Toast Zone 